When your neighborhood, isn't treated good,
who ya gonna call,
trash busters with a Druid twist.
On November 28, 2004 a few, (the operative word is few)
concientious Druids picked up a trash bag or two or three,
put on their incredibly fashionable orange hats with matching vests,
and did battle against the Gods of clutter and trash.
In this Zoroastrian struggle of good vs. evil, the Druids were
victorious. No if, ands, or butts about it (actually there were soooooo
many butts), we kicked enviromental carelessness, and performed
our civic duty. The weather was good and the company was pleasant.
Our Vice Druid then cooked us a delicious mea,l and we all
reveled in pasta and Pepsi.
So, if your messy friend,
leaves his trash around,
just look and see,
if there's a Druid around.
Cuz, who ya gonna call.
trash busters!!
(Okay, I'm only a bard wannabe, but check out our too cool pictures.)